So, apparently, Colton Dixon is branching out. Not just musically… he just released a cologne. Yep, it’s called Desert Rain, Mysterious, a little dramatic, and probably with hair gel in the top notes.

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Which got us thinking… if other Christian artists dropped signature scents, what would they be? We let our imagination run wild, and here are the perfumes and colognes we wish were real.

Lauren Daigle | Bayou Mist

Smells like you just walked out of a café in New Orleans with a latte in hand.

Brandon Lake & Phil Wickham | Divine Bromance

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They’ve got t-shirts and an entire concert moment dedicated to this inside joke, why not add a cologne in the mix?

Casting Crowns | Crown Jewel

It’s got to come with a crown lid on the bottle.

CAIN | Three Petals

It only makes sense their perfume comes in a three-pack. Bright, floral, and impossible to separate.

Leanna Crawford | Still Waters

A quiet lake on a Sunday morning.

Hillsong | Upon the Waves

A beachside worship night. 16 sprays for 16 bridges.

Tauren Wells | Omni

This scent changes depending on where you are—kind of like how he can switch from pastor, to artist, to author, to Dove Awards host.

Skillet | Burning Embers

Basically, the cologne version of their concerts. Handle with care.

NEEDTOBREATHE | Air Supply

So strong you can barely catch your breath.

Honestly, now we’re kind of wishing these were real. Until then, we’ll just stick with Desert Rain and a little imagination.

What do you think—did we nail it, or are we missing an obvious scent idea?

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